…oh dear god, no. I shouldn’t know about things like this…really. Deep down, I know I am a good person, but I do bad…bad things when I am angry (and in the bedroom, *wink wink). Coke cans? Pfff…my neighbor’s $500-a-pop forged aluminum rims; HMMM. (Ohnoes; don’t do it, Mike…don’t do it…) Don’t tell me what to do, you don’t have to listen to country music…you don’t know the HORROR.
Wait, wait, wait…did the voice of Satan here just say it feels like “wet tissue”? OK, now I have to watch every YouTube video he has…
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