…ohmyfuckinggod. Why would people make this? WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE?
With that said, I straight up want one of these for Christmas so I can sit it on my desk at work and make it read/sing my emails to me. Also, to make my coworkers leave me the fuck alone. I SAID I DRINK ALONE, STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY WINE!!! (Mike, those are not your coworkers, that is security trying to get you to leave the property…) Hahaha, never gonna happen, I chained myself to my chair! (The one with wheels?)